I’ve dealt with entitled Karens before, but this? This was next-level psycho behavior.
It all started when I locked my bike near a store entrance—completely out of the way, not blocking anything. But apparently, that didn’t sit well with Karen, the Parking Lot Queen.
As I was walking out of the store, I saw her staring at my bike with her arms crossed. Before I could even ask what was wrong, she stormed up to me.
“WHOSE BIKE IS THIS?!” she demanded.
“Uh… mine?” I replied, confused.
She huffed. “IT’S IN MY WAY. I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WALK AROUND IT!”
Mind you, it wasn’t blocking anything—she was just looking for a problem. I told her it wasn’t in anyone’s way, but she was already fuming.
Then came the craziest part.
Instead of walking around my bike like a normal person, Karen stormed to her car, started the engine, and DROVE OVER MY BIKE.
I literally couldn’t believe my eyes. The sound of my bike crunching under her tires made my heart drop. I started recording because at this point, I knew she was about to try and play the victim.
When she got out of her car, I confronted her. “Did you seriously just run over my bike?”
Her response? “WELL, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT IT THERE!”
By then, people had gathered to watch the insanity unfold. Someone called the cops, and Karen tried to speed off—but karma struck fast. She didn’t notice a shopping cart behind her car and ended up hitting that too.
Moral of the story? Some people will do anything to prove a point… even if it makes zero sense!
