Alright, so picture this—I’m at the gas station, just minding my own business, when suddenly, I hear a loud “HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!”
I turn around, and there’s this guy, maybe mid-40s, casually trying to siphon gas from someone’s truck. But here’s the kicker—tucked under his arm? A JAR OF PICKLES.
Yeah, you read that right. Pickles.
The gas station attendant is sprinting toward him, absolutely losing it. “Sir, you gotta PAY for that!”
The dude, caught red-handed, just freezes. Then, in the most serious voice ever, he goes, “I was just taste-testing.” 🤦♂️
By now, a small crowd has gathered. Someone’s recording, of course, because this is peak internet material. The guy panics, drops the pickle jar (RIP, pickles), and tries to make a run for it—except he trips over the pump hose and face-plants.
Cops show up within minutes, and as they cuff him, one officer asks, “So… what was the plan here?”
His response? “Man, I was just having a bad day!”
Bro, stealing gas AND pickles is one way to deal with it, I guess. 😂😂👇👇👇
